Massive Half-Life 3 giveaway!

If my wallet gets million likes I'm giving away my extra copy of Half-Life 3 signed by the almighty holy Gabe. Comes with an extra exclusive nude Gabe poster (size is 5x8 meter) with a halo above his head and with the title on it:
"These Things, They Take Time."
Winner will be chosen with random.org but you can increase your chance by share this post and like-subscribe on facebook, twitter, youtube, pinterest, google+, tumblr, instagram, vk, flickr, vine, meetup, tagged, askfm (you have to share-like-subscribe on all these sites!).
The game will be sent through a portal, so pelase turn on your teleportmachine in order to receive it.
IMPORTANT NOTE: If your teleportmachine is broken and I can't send you the sht you won, I will reroll the giveaway!

PS.: Good luck everyone!