Thanks, I hope I win this!

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead, and if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Thank you!~

Pete is walking on the street.
He stops breathing.
And dies.

Thanks~

Three statisticians go hunting. They see a deer and the first one shoots, hitting three feet left of the deer. The second one shoots, hitting three feet right of the deer. The third one leaps up in joy, yelling, "We got him!"