Dating and Giveaways Very Promising Date Ahead (New Giveaways Up!)

So I figured I'd come out and and say it. I'm single.

This got me to thinking, am I dateable? It beats the hell out of me. I might as well ask the question because you know that random internet forums and polls are definitely the perfect place to do this right? I figured you guys could help craft my online dating profile and I could the post it to a few websites and then constantly update this thread with my dating experiences. If it turns out to be a good experience, maybe give away a AAA game. If its a bad experience I'll dump a bunch of bundles keys in despair.

I trust random people to tell me the truth so ya here it goes.

I guess I should tell a little about myself and include some pictures right?

Well here is my heart felt thinking spilt in the wrong place on the internet.

EDIT 2
Now that I have a website with parameters I retooled it with a few tweaks from some previous posts. Lets see how this works. I figured I should put some info on the divorced part. I feel like I should include the divorced because it is a status listed under the parameters. I feel like I'm lying if I list single. I can always list single then just explain face to face on the first date. Let me know what sounds best to do.

I decided to try POF and here is the profile link (If link doesnt work without an account let me know and I'll screenshot it or something.) now instead of having it posted here. Tell me your thoughts and lets tweak this people. Remember, if we get some good things going I'll be giving out some good games. If nothing comes of a date then at least some bundle games.

Good Online Convo (1 per Person) = Simple Bundle GA
1 Physical Date = Multiple Bundle Giveaways
2+ Physical Dates (for at least 2 Weeks) = AAA Title Giveaway
Something that Magically lasts = Multiple AAA Title Giveaways