THE COSMOS HAVE FINALLY ALIGNED IN MY FAVOR!

Summer's barely halfway over, and I've already snagged all the games I was looking for (even my favoritest game fallout 3 which I could no longer play once my ps3 tragically exploded), so here's a public giveaway to celebrate, you guys!

It's metro 2033, a game I know next to nothing about since I haven't downloaded it yet, but I hear it's super great and it looks fantastic (so make sure you have a good enough PC to run it or else SUFFER A GUILTY CONSCIENCE UNTIL THE END OF TIME). Also, since it was my final summer purchase, it holds some kind of symbolic value, I guess? I'd say something eloquent about passing on torches and spinning wheels of karmic fortune, but then there's the also the undeniable fact that NO ONE CARES JUST TAKE THIS GAME AWAY FROM ME YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.

ENJOY THE GAME FUTURE WINNER PERSON.